(Anya & Xander enter Giles' apartment)

ANYA: Well I think we should talk about it now.

GILES: Thank you for knocking.

XANDER: If you don't know how I feel about...

ANYA: I don't. This isn't a relationship you don't need me, all you care about is lots of orgasms.

( Spike sits up to look back with a wheat-a-bit in his mouth. Giles takes off his glasses.)

XANDER: ok... remember how we talked about private conversations and how they're less private when they're in front of my friends.

SPIKE: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.

GILES: Please don't.

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written by: Joss Whedon; corrections made & some descriptions added based on the shooting script at http://www.mustreadtv.com/buffyscripts/hush1.html.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/66hush.html;