(on the phone with a scooby, typing 'evil' into google)

BUFFY: Yeah, well, I already re-checked the basement. (beat) Wait, you know, hold on, I'm gonna try something. Maybe The First isn't ready for modern technology. Displaying results 1 through 10 of 900,517. OK, I gotta narrow this down. I'll call you back? Yeah.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Manifestations of evil? (Buffy types more in the search field) In... the... movies. You're searching for evil movies?

BUFFY: Uh, I know it's not the all-time most kosher use of my office hours, um, but, you know, looking at some down time. And what can I say, I just love those evil, evil movies. Like Exorcist, you know, Blair Witch...

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Hmm. As opposed to Rob Schneider's Oeuvre.

BUFFY: Different kind of evil.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Yeah. Buffy, you know, I'm not that big a fan of scary movies, even the hokie ones. Sometimes they go to a place that I think kids could stand to avoid.

BUFFY: Well, it's not for the kids.

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Yeah, yeah, I'm only saying that once you see true evil, it can have some serious after burn, and then you can't unsee what you saw. Ever. That's just one opinion. I better get back to work.

BUFFY: What kind of movies do you like?

PRINCIPAL WOOD: Oh, me? Mysteries. I love finding out what's underneath it all at the very end. (grins as he leaves)

• Buffy & Principal Wood

written by: Marti Noxon and Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/132_tran.php