GILES: Come up with anything yet?

XANDER: Well, candles, maybe, or bath oils of some kind.

BUFFY: I saw a really cute sweater at Bloomy's ... but, I think I want me to have it.

GILES: And you are talking about what on earth?

BUFFY: Tara's birthday. We're at a loss.

GILES: You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid.

XANDER: Well, we don't really know ... the kind of things witches like. What, are we gonna get her some cheesy crystal ball?

GILES: Bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.

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written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/84family.html