WESLEY: She should have been back by now.

ANGEL: Maybe she ran into trouble.

CORDELIA: Give her a few more minutes.

WESLEY: I knew this was a bad idea.

ANGEL: Look, if she's in trouble we'll rescue her.

GUNN: Now we saving a vampire from vampires? I got two words for that: nuh and uh.

CORDELIA: That is so... Harmony! Are you okay?

HARMONY: Fine. There is maybe a hundred of them in there, give or take. There's a cage holding about a dozen people.

CORDELIA: You did it. You so rule!

HARMONY: I know! Oh. And I left the door in back open. Come on.

(They all follow her into the theater, Angel bringing up the rear. )

HARMONY: You know, Cor, I really got to thank you again for giving me this opportunity. You guys have all been so great. I mean, you could have totally staked me in Cordelia's apartment. And hey, who could have blamed you? I mean, one more incredibly sexy vampire turned to dust. But you guys helped my find my destiny and you know, I really appreciate that. I never felt like I belonged anywhere before.

WESLEY: Yes, yes, uh, you're welcome. Uh, the vampires, where are they?

HARMONY: Oh. Right behind you.

(Some stage lights come on and vampires appear around them.)

HARMONY: I belong with them.

(commercial)

DOUG: Now that is what I call and impressive display of potential actualization. Look. A member of our organization for less than twenty minutes and look at what she's delivered (points as Wes and Gunn) two to turn (looks at Cordy) and one for food. And as a bonus the infamous Angel. I think someone just made the ascension to blue robe status.

HARMONY: Oh, goody!

DOUG: Congratulations, Harmony.

HARMONY: Just taking the first steps to mastering my destiny, Doug, like you said.

CORDELIA: Well, Harmony, aren't you just about the most weak-willed, soft-brained...

HARMONY: Huh-uh. Doug says those kind of comments are self-growth inhibitors. I tune out mental roadblocks.

DOUG: Oh, I'm sorry. You can all put your weapons down now. (None of them do) Really Angel, you don't want all your friends to die horribly now, do you?

ANGEL: No I don't. Wesley?

WESLEY: Kill 'em all!

(they all fight. Wes goes down, but Angel saves him)

ANGEL: Are you okay?

WESLEY: Yeah.

ANGEL: Get to the cage. Get those people out.

WESLEY: (to people) I'll get you out of here.

(he has trouble with lock, is attacked, Gunn helps)

(Angel fights Doug)

DOUG: Why are you working with these humans, Angel? You should be maximizing you inner potential, empowering your vampire self.

(Cordelia fights Harmony)

CORDELIA: What's so funny?

HARMONY: Your crossbow. You got it aimed at my *throat*. You can be so stupid. *That* won't kill me.

CORDELIA: No, that'll just hurt like hell.

(Sits up and with her left points a second crossbow at her heart)

CORDELIA: *This* one will kill you.

HARMONY: Okay. You're angry. And I don't blame you. I just, you know... and it's nothing personal. I'm evil. We're still friends, right?

(Cordy slowly lowers her crossbow and Harmony hesitantly opens her eyes. )

HARMONY: We're still friends, right?

CORDELIA: No, Harmony. We're not friends. Just get out of here.

HARMONY: Really?

CORDELIA: Not just here. I want you out of my city. You're gonna wanna be as far away from me as possible.

HARMONY: But I left a few things at your (Cordy raises the crossbow) Bye.

(The camera shows up Cordy with Angel standing a few steps behind her, ax still in hand.)

CORDELIA: Don't say anything. Not a word.

• Cordelia & Harmony

written by: David Fury; Original transcript anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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