BUFFY: Let's do the time warp again.

WILLOW: Maybe there's a reunion in town or, or a Billy Joel tour or something.

BUFFY: Ms. Barton?

Ms. Barton: Buffy? Whoa!

WILLOW: Are you okay, Ms. Barton?

Ms. Barton: Oh, I'm cool, Willow. Willow... That's a tree. You're a tree! Yeah, uh, uh, are there any nachos in here, little tree?

BUFFY: A-are you sure you don't need some fresh air, Ms. Barton?

Ms. Barton: (laughs hysterically) Okay...

WILLOW: Hey, this is not normal. Uh, w-well, maybe that goes without saying.

SNYDER: Hey, gang! This place is Fun City, huh?

BUFFY: Principal Snyder?

SNYDER: Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like... Barbarino. Ooh! I'm so stoked! Hey, did you see Ms. Barton? I think she's wasted. I'm gonna have to put that in her next performance review 'cause... 'cause I'm the principal!

WILLOW: (to Buffy) I don't like this. They could have heart attacks.

BUFFY: Uh, well... ma-maybe there's a doctor here.

WILLOW: I think that *is* my doctor. He-he's usually less... topless.

SNYDER: I got a commendation for being principal. From the Mayor! Shook my hand twice.

BUFFY: That's nice.

SNYDER: Whoa! There are some foxy ladies here tonight!

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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