RICK: Blessed be.

CORDELIA: Uh-huh. I need an Ethros box.

RICK: A lady who knows what she wants. Commendable.

CORDELIA: Yes, I’m great. Just pop it in a bag and I’m out of here.

RICK: I don’t have one.

CORDELIA: You don’t have one. Well, (pointing) what’s that?

RICK: Good eye. That’s a Shorshack box.

CORDELIA: What’s the diff?

RICK: About 20 Dollars, and it’s not available in the mahogany finish.

CORDELIA: Looks the same. Handcrafted by blind Tibetan monks?

RICK: Pieced together by mute Chinese nuns. Now that’s craftsmanship.

CORDELIA: Look, I have an Ethros demon and I need a place to put it. Will this work?

RICK: Hmm, probably. Shorshack demon is a little smaller than your average Ethros, might be tight across the shoulders.

CORDELIA: Well, how big could the demon be? I mean, it’s in a little bitty boy! I’ll take it.

RICK: A wise choice. I think you're going to enjoy this item. Quality item. Shall I have it gift-wrapped?

written by: David Greenwalt & Jeanine Renshaw; Original transcript by anoymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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