MARGO: Tina! Smile for the camera. Who is this hunk of tall, dark and handsome?

TINA: Just a friend. Margo, I really need to talk to you.

MARGO: Uh, grab yourself a drink. I'll be right there.

TINA: (re: starshaped sandwiches) Cute. Everyone's a star.

ANGE: Who's Russell?

TINA: He's someone I made the mistake of trusting.

MARGO: Here I am.

TINA: This wont take long.

MARGO: I would not leave that one unattended.

(they go off)

OLIVER: You are a beautiful, beautiful man.

ANGEL: Thanks.

OLIVER: You're an actor.

ANGEL: No.

OLIVER: That wasn't a question. I'm Oliver. Ask anyone about Oliver, they'll tell you I'm a fierce animal. I'm your manager as soon as you call.

ANGEL: I'm not an actor.

OLIVER: Funny. I like the humor. I like the whole thing. Call me. This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

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written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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