(Cut to police station. Hugging, crying, sensitive cops abound.)

COP: Sorry I was insensitive, George! - Listen, I'm having an epiphany!

HEATH: (takes out keys) It's not right. All trapped together that way. The bigger ones picking on the weaker ones. It's not right. Makes them more brutal then they were when they came in. (Unlocks cells) Remember this, brothers: an act of kindness is just as manly as...

(Prisoners jump him.)

(Cut to Kate running into the station’s chaos.)

KATE: Dad? Daddy!

(Cut to car crash.)

COP: (to both drivers) You wanna talk about whiplash? I'll tell you about whiplash. I've got emotional whiplash from having to deal with people like you day in and day out. If anyone's the victim here, it's me. I've alienated my friends, my family, my own children are afraid of me. I can't even make love to my wife.

(Cut to Angel running down the street past cop, old lady and young guy.)

ANOTHER COP: (to victim) I hear what you're saying, but I don't think you're listening to your mugger's feelings at all.

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written by: Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by Ann. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/06_tran.shtml