(Vamp lair, daytime)

SpicoliVamp: N-n-n-n-no! The best part was when you ragged on her clothes. She was like, 'No! Not the ensemble!'

(All the vamps laugh.)

Sunday: Those Jeans? With the little patches? She has no one to blame but herself.

FatVamp: I heard they're coming back.

Sunday: Not if I kill every single person who wears them.

FatVamp: I still think you should've let us have a piece, we could've finished her off.

Sunday: She's not gonna last the night, she's a done deal. In fact, guys, you're gonna hit the tunnels.

• Funnies

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/57freshman.html