(Buffy comes home from L.A. to an empty dorm room. Meanwhile, Xander arrives at Riley's hiding place, a camp out in the ruins of Sunnydale high)

RILEY: Do you know if she's back yet?

XANDER: L.A. Woman? Haven't heard from her. She'll probably come here first thing, though. Hey, who's your buddy?

Xander swings the backpack from his shoulder and tosses it to Riley.

XANDER: So you don't have to be G.I. Joe while your civvies are getting washed.

Riley pulls out a pair of really baggy pants with a blue and white confetti pattern.

XANDER: Try those on. You'll feel like a new man.

RILEY: Would this man have a bright red nose and big, floppy feet?

(Xander purses his lips and raises his eyebrows.)

RILEY: Hey, I'm sorry. That's the cabin fever talking.

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written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by Joseph B. Full transcript at:
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