JONATHAN: Guys, I'm ready. I need you to hold hands.

ANDREW: With each other?

WARREN: Well, you know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?

(Warren picks up a piece of bone and points it at Andrew.)

JONATHAN: Stop touching my magic bone! (Warren & Andrew giggle) (annoyed) Shut up! Okay. Okay, it's in Latin, so don't laugh. It's supposed to sound like this.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)
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written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html