BUFFY: I'm on a beach, but not one of those American beaches, one of those island beaches where the water's way too blue, and I'm laying on my towel, and it's just before sunset, and Gavin Rossdale's massaging my feet!

WILLOW: Oh, that's good! Uh, I'm in Florence, Italy, I've rented a scooter that's parked outside, and I'm in a little restaurant eating ziti, and there are no more tables left, so they have to seat this guy with me, and it's John Cusack!

BUFFY: Ooo! Very impressive. You have such an eye for detail.

WILLOW: 'Cause with the ziti!

XANDER: What are you two up to?

BUFFY: Just having a quick game of 'Anywhere But Here'.

XANDER: Ooohhh. Amy Yip at the waterslide park.

WILLOW: You never come up with anything new.

XANDER: I'm just not fickle like you two, okay? I'm constant in my affections. Amy Yip at the waterslide park!

WILLOW: Do you think Giles ever played 'Anywhere But Here' when he was in school?

XANDER: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.

BUFFY: He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'

WILLOW: C'mon, you don't think he ever got restless as a kid?

BUFFY: Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

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written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/20darkage.html