SPIKE: A psychotic vampire slayer.

ANGEL: How many times you gonna keep sayin' that?

SPIKE: Just tryin' to wrap my lobes around it. A psycho slayer.

ANGEL: And you let her get away.

SPIKE: At least I was tryin' to stop her.

ANGEL: Oh, how'd that work out?

SPIKE: At least I know the game, now, don't I? I killed 2 slayers with my own hands. Think I can handle one that's gone daft in the melon.

ANGEL: You're not handling anything, Spike. OK? Wes contacted Rupert Giles. He's sendin' his top guy to retrieve her.

(Angel and Spike walk into the conference room where Wesley, Gunn, Fred, and Lorne are waiting. )

WESLEY: Angel. We were just about to—

(they have a guest. he swivels around, and it's Andrew)

ANDREW: Spike?

SPIKE: Oh, for the love of—

ANDREW: Spike?

(he runs toward Spike, hugs him tearfully)

ANDREW: (emotional) It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive.

(Spike meanwhile, manages to look mortified, but doesn't send Andrew flying across the room)

ANGEL: You two know each other?

ANDREW: (resuming his dignity) Uh, yeah. Um... We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but... it was mostly us. Uh, so what happened? Last I heard, you went all pillar of fire down in the hellmouth.

ANGEL: Could we save memory lane till after we contain this psychotic superpowered killing machine?

• Funnies
• Spike & Andrew

written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x11_tran.php