(playing pool without sticks, just magic)

WILLOW: I know. Xander engaged, I couldn't believe it either.

AMY: It's just so weird. So what's she like?

WILLOW: Thousand-year-old capitalist ex-demon with rabbit phobia.

AMY: Well, that's so his type.

GUY 1: Hey.

WILLOW: (uninterested) Hey.

AMY: (smiling) Hey. (guy whispers to Amy) Well, let's go then. (to Willow) We're gonna go dance. Do you wanna come?

WILLOW: Oh, uh, no, you go. I'll keep an eye on our drinks.

AMY: Okay. I mean, because, if you want something a little more your style... I'm sure we can swing that.

(Amy magics a brunnette woman, who stars to walk over)

WILLOW: No, really, no.

BREE: (to Willow, seductively) Hi. Bree.

WILLOW: Willow. Nice ... um ... top.

WILLOW: (to Amy) No. Thanks, but no.

AMY: You sure?

WILLOW: I'm not, she, I'm still-

AMY: It's cool. (unmagics Bree)

BREE: Oh, uh, sorry. (walks away)

GUY 1: So, uh, are we gonna go?

AMY: (to Willow) You sure you're gonna be okay?

WILLOW: Yeah, go. I'm all kinds of good.

(....)

WILLOW: (to an olive) No use looking at me like that. It's the gullet for you, mister.

AMY: Hey! Sorry, I kinda got caught up.

WILLOW: No, it's okay.

AMY: You know ... if rats could dance ... they probably wouldn't gnaw so much.

GUY 1: Hey, come on. We're just getting started.

AMY: (looks at Willow) I think I'm gonna sit this one out.

GUY 2: Nuh-uh! You can't, you can't just work us up like that and then just-

AMY: Hey!

WILLOW: I think she said no.

GUY 2: Well, nobody asked you ... Ellen.

AMY: You wanna dance?

GUY 1: That's all. Nice, slow ... relaxing dance.

(amy & willow spell the 2 guys into dance cages and out of their clothes)

WILLOW: Gee.

AMY: I think I do feel more relaxed.

• Amy's magic & rat issues
• Willow's Witchiness

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com); action descriptions shortned by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/109smashed.html