DARLA: Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?

BUFFY: Bad hair on top of that outfit?

DARLA: To love someone who used to love you.

BUFFY: You guys were involved?

DARLA: For *several* generations.

BUFFY: Well, you been around since Columbus, you are bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes.

DARLA: I made him. There was a time when we shared everything, wasn't there Angelus? You had a chance to come home, to rule with me in the Master's court for a thousand years, but you threw that away because of her. You love someone who hates us. You're sick. And you'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die. You don't think I came alone, do you?

BUFFY: I know I didn't. (aims crossbow at Darla.)

DARLA: Hmm, scary. (pulling out 2 pistols) Scarier! (shoots Angel) Oh, don't worry. Bullets can't kill vampires. Can hurt them like hell, but... (giggles)

(...) DARLA: So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them. (Buffy shoots her)Close, but no heart.

(Xander, Willow & Giles arrive)

XANDER: We need to distract her, fast!

WILLOW: (calls out) Buffy, it wasn't Angel who attacked your mom, it was Darla!

(fighting)

DARLA: C'mon, Buffy. Take it like a man!

(Angel stakes her)

DARLA: Angel?

• Darla & Angel

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/07angel.html