GUNN: Pretty slick.

LACEY: What is?

GUNN: You know, giving each of us our own little tour. It's a good way to isolate Angel.

LACEY: Is that what we're doing?

GUNN: Well, it'd be a big coup bringing Angel over to the dark side. Vampire with a soul, champion. It's gonna look good on anyone's letterhead.

LACEY: Why do you assume Angel is our priority?

GUNN: You telling me he isn't?

LACEY: A priority. Though you each possess gifts we feel would be useful.

GUNN: Well, I see what the others got, Fred's big brain, Wes' training, Lorne's mind-reading thing. Guess I just don't know what you guys expect me to do around... (sees the office labeled SECURITY) here. Though I think maybe I'm starting to figure it out. Yeah, bet I'd look real smart in one of them blazers.

LACEY: Oh, I'm sure you would, but we have much grander plans for you, Mr. Gunn.

GUNN: (flattered) You do? Grander?

LACEY: Let's go upstairs.

(...)

GUNN: (chuckles) This is the longest damn elevator ride I ever took. How big is this place?

LACEY: (looks at her watch, then at Gunn) It's time.

GUNN: Time for what?

(The buttons for several floors are lit, but another button magically appears above them. Lacey presses the button. )

GUNN: Oh, no. Hey, we better not be going where I think we're going.

LACEY: The answers you seek lie within the room.

GUNN: Only thing I seek is the lobby. (presses the lobby button repeatedly) Already rubbed elbows with Little Miss Muffet once. Don't need a repeat with her replacement, and here I am thinking I'm getting seduced. Well, I'm getting screwed all...

(Fade to the White Room)

GUNN: Right. Come on, you got the wrong guy in here. This room's for the big— (growling) Cats. (a black panther walks toward him) Think I preferred the little girl.

(The black panther walks slowly toward Gunn, then stops and stands in front of him, looking up into his eyes. Gunn bends to look into the cat's eyes and sees his own reflection in them. Gunn smiles. The panther roars.)

• Gunn's instant lawyerhood

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me. . Full transcript at:
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