WILLOW: Aha! A curse on Slayers.

Buffy looks up. Willow reads again.

WILLOW: Oh, no. Wait. I-it's lawyers.

XANDER: You know, maybe we're on the wrong track with the whole spell, curse and whammy thing. Maybe what we should be looking for is something like, um, (ahem) Slayer kryptonite.

OZ: Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills.

XANDER: You're assuming I meant the green kryptonite. I was referring, of course, to the red kryptonite, which drains Superman of his powers.

OZ: (thinks) Wrong. The gold kryptonite's the power-sucker. The red kryptonite mutates Superman into some sort of weird...

BUFFY: (impatiently) Guys? Reality?

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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