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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Fred to Angel: you & Cordy have kyrumption and moira from Offspring (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
CORDELIA: Ow. That doesn't feel right.
ANGEL: Just relax. You have to bend.
CORDELIA: I don't bend there. Okay. Now that's downright unnatural.
ANGEL: I know it feels strange, but if an attacker comes at you from behind, you wanna be able to shift all your weight immediately to your other foot so you can spin and kick. Here, you try it.
(Cordy spins and kicks up against Angel's chest. Angel catches her, one arm around her leg another around her waist to keep her from falling.)
ANGEL: Whoa! Easy. Alright. That's alright. That's better. We'll keep - working on it. Okay. That's probably enough for today.
CORDELIA: Yeah, well, we could do more of it, but then I'd have to ice every bone in my body. See you.
(Cordy walks towards the stairs, one hand pressed against the small of her back, passing Fred who is going down the stairs)
CORDELIA: Hey, Fred.
FRED: Hey! - Kye-rumption.
CORDELIA: Well - back at you. (exit)
ANGEL: What did you say?
FRED: Kye-rumption. It's the one nice word I remember from the Pylean hell dimension.
ANGEL: What's it mean?
FRED: It's when two great heroes meet on the field of battle and recognize their mutual fate. It's also a kind of grog made out of the ox dung but that's archaic.
ANGEL: Oh, ah, that's interesting.
FRED: When I see you and Cordelia sparring Kye-rumption always comes to mind.
ANGEL: Me and Cordelia.
FRED: I know. She's such a hero, with the visions and the courage. It's only natural that you and she would be drawn to one another. - Oh! Plastic flowers! (Hurries over to one of the vases) My favorite! They never fade, you know.
ANGEL: Oh, whoa, wait a minute. There's nothing going on between me and Cordelia.
FRED: Nothing but Moira.
ANGEL: Who's Moira?
FRED: Moira is the gut physical attraction between two larger than life souls.
ANGEL: Ha. No, there is no attraction. Cordelia is a friend. Someone I work with. That's all.
FRED: See? You're being chivalrous. Because you 're a hero, just like her. You got Kye-rumption!
ANGEL: Stop using that word!
written by: David Greenwalt; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season3/transcripts/51_tran.shtml