(at Giles')

XANDER: And then Buffy's all, "Look out!" And then frigging Dracula's standing right behind us.

WILLOW: And then, he lunges at us, like whoosh!

XANDER: He totally looked shorter in person.

BUFFY: I told you he'd heard of me, right? I mean, can you believe that? Count Famous heard of me.

RILEY: I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.

BUFFY: I'm sorry. Am I repeat-o-girl? I was just ... blown away.

RILEY: It's not that surprising that he's heard of you, Buffy. You are the slayer.

BUFFY: I guess. Just - the way he said it, you know, I mean, he made it sound so...

WILLOW: Sexy? I bet he made it sound sexy.

BUFFY: Kinda. He of the dark penetrating eyes and lilty accent.

XANDER VO: I wonder if he knows Frankenstein.

TARA: You thought Dracula was sexy?

WILLOW: Oh! No. He, he was ... yuck.

ANYA: Right, except for the whole tall, dark, and handsome thing? Yucko.

XANDER: How would you know?

ANYA: Well, we hung out a few times. (Xander looks jealous) Back in my demon days, you know, once or twice. He's pretty cool. (sighs wistfully, then remembers herself) You know, from, from a whole ... evil thing perspective.

XANDER: (scoffs) Please. He was no big whoop.

WILLOW: No big whoop?? What about that thing where he turned himself into a bat? That was awesome!

GILES: It must have been, yes. (Everyone looks at him) I must admit, I'm sorry I missed that.

WILLOW: (suddenly realizing) Me too! The whole time I was thinking, 'Gosh, I wish Giles were here, he'd know what to do!'

WILLOW: (to the others) Didn't you guys ... think that?

BUFFY: Actually, I was more thinking, 'Bat!' (Wiggles hands near her head)

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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