(Numero Cinco shuffles slowly through the halls at W&H, delivering mail. Suddenly, he's assailed by Lorne.)

LORNE: OK, um, professional opinion? "Sexy soccer mama" or "brainy beauty"? You're an aging sexpot and celebrating a decade of turning 29. You got 2 little rugrats that aren't *that* little, a husband who thinks the extras trailer is a buffet table, and gravity? It ain't doing you any favors. (holds out the two greeting cards) So... "Happy Birthday, Sexy Mama" or... (sees Fred) Fred! Fred, sweetie, you're sorta like a woman....

FRED: Oh, that's... not a compliment.

LORNE: Well, I mean, more so than El Cid here. I need some insight. You're an aging--

FRED: I heard. Don't send a card, don't mention her birthday, send a big bunch of flowers just because she's special and perfect and eternally blah-di-blah.

LORNE: Huh! Staring me right in the face! Genius.

FRED: And I'm a *lot* like a woman.

LORNE: Oh, you're *all* woman. You're every woman. You're Wonder Woman!

FRED: Damn straight!

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written by: Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x06_tran.php