XANDER: I'd say that's pretty much enough excitement for one evening. (comes around the corner, sees Faith fighting a demon & rams it) (to Faith) Get in!

Cut to Faith's motel.

XANDER: You think Demon Mama followed us?

FAITH: No, we're cool. The bitch dislocated my shoulder, though.

FAITH: Hold me. (uses him for leverage while popping her shoulder back in) That's better. She got me really wound up. A fight like that and... no kill... I'm about ready to pop.

XANDER: (nervously) Really? Pop?!

FAITH: (smiles sexily) You up for it?

XANDER: (nods) Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly *very* up. It's just, um... I've never been up with people before.

FAITH: Just relax... And take your pants off.

XANDER: Those two concepts are antithetical.

FAITH: Don't worry. I'll steer you around the curves.

XANDER: Did I mention that I'm having a very strange night?

(Later, as she ushers him out)

FAITH: That was great. I gotta shower.

• Xander & Faith

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/47zeppo.html