DEMON: Amanda.

(he holds his arms wide, Amanda stands, turns to him and smiles)

DEMON: Ya look wonderful, huh? Huh?! So full of life. So how's our little oven-bun? Still kicking up a storm, I hope. Third trimester.

(the other demons gesture thumbs-up)

DEMON: Any more pressure, shortness of breath? (Amanda nods) Well, that's normal. Are you taking the black cohosh we sent?

AMANDA: (nods) Mm-hmm.

DEMON: Lovely. Bipmep cut some articles out of this month's Fit Pregnancy. We'll send those along.

ANGEL: We can get under way.

(They all sit at the table.)

DEMON: Ah! Good, good.

(starts signing papers)

DEMON: And...there...and done. There you are, Amanda.

GUNN: (reading through the contract) Wait a minute. Gordabach?

DEMON: Yes. Gordabach. (to Amanda) Just sign right there, mom.

GUNN: No, hang on. I just wanna get this clause straight. The child will be pampered, worshipped, and fed a holy diet of berries, panda meat, and urine.

DEMON:(to Amanda) Well, it's consecrated urine.

GUNN: And on the eve of his 13th year, he will be prepared for the rites of Gordabach.

AMANDA: That's what, like a bar mitzvah?

DEMON: Well, there'll be gifts.

GUNN: Amanda... it's a ritual sacri--

DEMON: (yelling, pounding the table) Whose lawyer are you?!

(Illyria bursts into the conference room, making the door slam open)

ILLYRIA: (to Angel) You will speak to me.

ANGEL: In the middle of something.

ILLYRIA: Then I will end it.

ANGEL: (stands) Yeah, OK.

DEMON: Who's this?

ANGEL: (to Illyria) Come with me.

(cut to outside)

LORNE: (to Walkie Talkie) Well, do ya copy ever?! Over!

(he sees Angel storm out of his office with Illyria)

LORNE: Hey, hey, is your thingy on? Oh, I'll just wait here then.

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x19_tran.php