RILEY: Morning, Mrs. Summers. You look great.

JOYCE: Oh, thank you, Riley. (Exits)

BUFFY: Suck up.

RILEY: What? It's a nice outfit.

BUFFY: Mm-hmm.

RILEY: Besides, "I'm here to violate your firstborn" never goes over with parents. Not sure why.

(they kiss)

DAWN: (voiceover) Riley, my sister's boyfriend, is *so* into her. They're always kissing ... and groping. I bet they have sex!

(Riley stops kissing Buffy and looks at Dawn.)

RILEY: Hey, kid.

DAWN: I'm not a kid.

• Buffy & Riley
• Funnies

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/80realme.html