JOYCE: Buffy?! Where have you been? Are you okay? The police were here! I've been looking for you!

BUFFY: Mom, let's, let's go inside, and I can explain.

JOYCE: (hysterical) Who is this man? (to Spike) Who are you? (to Buffy) Are you okay?

BUFFY: Mom! I'm-I'm okay.

JOYCE: Buffy, terrible things have happened. What were you doing?

SPIKE: What, your mum doesn't know?

JOYCE: (to Spike) Know what?

BUFFY: That I'm, uh... in a band. A-a rock band with Spike here.

SPIKE: Right. She plays the, the triangle.

BUFFY: Drums.

SPIKE: Drums, yeah. She's, uh, hell on the old skins, you know.

JOYCE: (unconvinced) Hmm. And, uh, what do you do?

SPIKE: Well, I sing.

• Buffy & her mom
• Funnies
• Joyce & Spike

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/34becoming2.html