WILLOW: Hey, Chris!

Chris: Hey.

WILLOW: Oh, I, I was just wondering what you were gonna do this year.

Chris: Why?

WILLOW: 'Cause every year you win and I place second, so I just thought I'd see what I'm up against.

Chris: You know what the key is? If Dr. Clark doesn't understand your experiment he gives you higher marks so it looks like he understands your experiment. (reads Willow's entry) 'The Effects of Sub-Violet Light Spectrum Deprivation on the Development of Fruit Flies'? (smirks) That should do the trick.

CORDELIA: Okay, I'm doing this under protest. It is not fair that they're making participation in this year's science fair mandatory. I don't think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to.

WILLOW: (reads) 'The Tomato: Fruit or Vegetable'?

CORDELIA: I wanted to do something I could finish in a weekend, alright?

(Eric flashes a picture of Cordelia.)

CORDELIA: Stop it! What are you doing? (Eric takes another picture) We are under florescent light, for God's sake.

Eric: The camera loves you!

CORDELIA: I didn't think yearbook nerds came out of hibernation till spring.

Eric: (snaps another picture) It's for my private collection.

Chris: Eric! Will you quit it?

• Cordelia's unique world views

written by: Ty King; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/14assembly.html