JONATHAN: Get back! You don't wanna make me rush this.

WARREN: Not impressed, Padawan. When do we hit paydirt?

JONATHAN: Something goes wrong, it's gonna surge. (muttering) We'll be deader than an ex-girlfriend.

WARREN: What did you say?

JONATHAN: Just let me work!

WARREN: All right, you do what you need to do. You get us the goods, and then watch out! It'll be like, like the whole world just spread open and gave it up for you, man.

JONATHAN: And then we're done, right? We each take our share and we call it a day?

WARREN: You that ready to get rid of us, huh? Don't worry. We pull this off, you can buy any tropical island you want. (smiling) Aw, cheer up, Short Round! You're about to get us everything we ever wanted.

WARREN (privately to Andrew) He's almost done.

ANDREW: I sorta feel kinda sorry for him.

WARREN: That's a weakness.

ANDREW: Um... okay.

WARREN: Look at him!

ANDREW: He's got that same look on his face, though, the one that he had that time I highlighted in his Babylon 5 novels. (realizing) Right before he told his mother on me! Warren! I don't think we can trust him.

WARREN: We don't have to, not for that much longer.

ANDREW: Is it gonna be that soon?

WARREN: The milk in the fridge? How long 'til it expires?

ANDREW: Well, we got it on Friday and I remember noticing that there wasn't a full two weeks on it, but we did get it into the fridge pretty quick, unless I'm thinking about the two- percent...

WARREN: Forget it. It was a thing. It's gonna be soon.

ANDREW: Oh! Wow.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; No transcript was available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. Link to a full transcript now available. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/118entropy.html