(campus)

WILLOW: I can't believe we believed it

RILEY: It seemed so real.

BUFFY: Well, in that world, it was real.

ANYA: Alternate realities are neat.

XANDER: You know what I'll always remember?

RILEY: The swimsuit calendar's sticking in my mind. Not in a good way.

XANDER: I'll always remember the way he made me feel about me. Valued, respected, sort of tingly... Now I'm just empty.

BUFFY: Poor Xander. I guess Jonathan hurt you most of all.

TARA: Ummm.

BUFFY: Except of course, after Tara.

RILEY: Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall.

XANDER: I liked his clothes. He had really cool clothes.

WILLOW: Still not understanding how he got the house and everything.

ANYA: And who really did star in the Matrix?

RILEY: Wait. That wasn't real either?

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written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Corwin2. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/73superstar.html