WILLOW: Something's gonna happen.

XANDER: Like what?

WILLOW: Uh! It's a mistake! It's a terrible, fatal mistake. I see that now.

XANDER: It's just bowling.

WILLOW: It's *bad* bowling. I-it's a double date, with all of us, and they're gonna know!

XANDER: How are they gonna know?

WILLOW: It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and the sweating and the shoe rental...

XANDER: You're turned on by rented shoes?

WILLOW: That's not the issue.

XANDER: Okay, well, let me ask you this: what are they gonna know? That we're friends. Old, old friends. And maybe we've had one or two indiscretions, but that's all past. Look. We're just very good friends who like to hang out, and can I kiss your earlobe?

WILLOW: No! Well, okay. No! (holds up the dispenser) PEZ!

XANDER: Maybe bowling might be too much to handle. Man! (strokes her hair) I wish I wasn't so attracted to you. I wish we could make it all stop.

WILLOW: Any suggestions?

• Xander & Willow

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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