CORDELIA: (in Angel's office) I figure he'll be back pretty quick. This swami guy sounds kinda magic, he'll probably just do a spell and zap this obsession out of Angel's head.

WESLEY: Intriguing notion. Psychiatry through magic. Instant cures for phobias, compulsions, identity crises.

CORDELIA: (spins in Angel's chair) Hey, look at me. I'm Angel!

WESLEY: He doesn't generally spin that much.

CORDELIA: Right. This is Angel. (Picks up a book, opens it and pretends to read it) "Oh, no. I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday." You know, I love Angel and everything, but right now, I'm so glad he's headed the other way.

• Cordelia & Angel
• Funnies

written by: Jane Espenson; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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