(Xander's basement. The Road Runner is on tv.)

BUFFY: That would never happen.

WILLOW: Well, no Buff, that's why they call them cartoons, not documentaries.

GILES: Must we have the noise? My head is splitting.

WILLOW: (smiling) Well, look who's cranky bear in the morning.

GILES: Yes. I can't imagine why I didn't sleep well in my beach ball.

ANYA: Every time you moved it made squeaky noises. It was irritating.

GILES: Really? I'm surprised you could hear it over your Wagnerian snoring.

BUFFY: Okay, you guys, could we not, please. Everything's screwed up enough without you two doing scenes from my parents' marriage.

ANYA: (to Giles) Sorry.

GILES: (to Anya): Sorry/Sallright.

BUFFY: Thank you.

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written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by Joseph B. Full transcript at:
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