GUNN: (yelling) —I'm not happy! (throws Thwack clerk into a rack of comics)

THWACK CLERK: (to Angel) Jeez! He gonna hurt me?

GUNN: Think Daredevil 181. I'm Bullseye, you're Electra. One wins, one dies. Get what I'm saying?

THWACK CLERK: Yeah, but we're kinda crushing the dark horses.

GUNN: You were taking pictures of my girlfriend. Why?!

THWACK CLERK: 'Cause the ceiling was, like, ripping apart.

ANGEL: Why were you there? You always hang with the physics crowd?

THWACK CLERK: I wanted to see if it was true—if she was really one of 'em. You know, one of the students who disappeared.

GUNN: One of?

(...)

THWACK CLERK: You guys know how it is: you hear things, like from a friend of a friend's roommate. You don't know if they really happened.

GUNN: Like the story about the girl, the cat and peanut butter.

ANGEL: That one's true. Long story.

THWACK CLERK: Like, yeah, you're Angel, right? There are whole forums on you in chat rooms, man! Who knew you actually, like, existed?!

GUNN: The disappearances?

THWACK CLERK: Uh, supposedly there were three before your girlfriend and one since.

ANGEL: What do you know?

THWACK CLERK: Just rumors. They were all science types, and, like, these weren't your everyday kidnappings. Hey, maybe I could help you guys, be your intern!

GUNN: We're full up on interns, but the decoder ring's in the mail. (walks off, Angel follows)

ANGEL: (to Gunn) They talk about me in the chatty rooms?

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written by: Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/71_tran.php