(Riley's room. Forrest and Riley shoot mini hoops. Riley misses.)

FORREST: Okay, that makes 0 for a billion. You don't got game, son. What's going on in that head of yours?

RILEY: I'm just trying to... make up my mind about something. Buffy... she's pretty cool, isn't she?

FORREST: (sighs) *Yes* already, she's cool, she's hot, she is tepid, she's all temperature Buffy. Now can we concentrate on the game here?

(Forrest shoots just as the door opens and the third member of their team comes in. The ball hits him on the head.)

FORREST: Good block. You should use your face more often.

GRAHAM: We have an alpha code blue situation.

RILEY: One of ours

GRAHAM: Negative. Civilian at the Porter hall party.

FORREST: HST attack

GRAHAM: Can not confirm that. I couldn't get close without drawing attention to myself.

FORREST: Should we mobilize?

RILEY: No, I'll go. Do a little recon. See if it falls in our domain. You alert Prof. Walsh. Tell her we have a casualty of an indeterminate nature. Let's not make a move until we get the whole story.

• Buffy & Riley
• Funnies

written by: Marti Noxon, David Fury, and Jane Espenson; . Full transcript at:
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