(Lindsey and Eve are making out on a couch.)

LINDSEY: What are you thinking about?

EVE: Angel.

LINDSEY: You simply couldn't have said a worse thing than that.

EVE: Well, you know what I mean.

LINDSEY: I do. It's nice to know you're one of the few things in my life he didn't get his mitts on, you know?

EVE: I don't believe Angel trusts you.

LINDSEY: It ain't about that, love. It's about what he needs, and right now, he needs every hand he can get. As long as I'm fighting on his side, he'll play me fair. When the smoke clears, then we'll see where we stand.

EVE: You sure you can handle the Sahrvins?

LINDSEY: They're sending me in with karaoke boy. How tough can they be?

EVE: With Lorne?

LINDSEY: What's up? You worried about his reading? Said your future's gonna be crappy? He's probably telling you that just to mess with you.

EVE: Yeah, probably.

LINDSEY: If this thing does go down, I want you to stay the hell away from it. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. Damn, girl, you gave up immortality for me. It's like something out of a fairy tale.

EVE: We don't live in a fairy tale.

(Lindsey kisses Eve.)

• Eve & Lindsey plot

written by: Jeffrey Bell & Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
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