(Buffy walks in to the bar and sees Parker talking to a girl. She walks right into Riley, spilling his drink on him.)

BUFFY: Oooh. Riley, I'm so sorry.

RILEY: That's okay you know, but most people go around. I'm not saying you can't go through me, It's just that the other is much quicker.

BUFFY: In my defense you do take up a lot of space.

RILEY: I do. I'm ungainly. You looking for someone?

BUFFY: Um, I just saw Parker over there.

RILEY: Right. Parker and his latest conquest. You know that boy should have his attention span checked.

BUFFY: He's kinda a girl chaser huh?

RILEY: Sets em up and knock's em down. I guess maybe I'm old fashioned but my father says that if you wanna be a gentleman you... (Sees that she's not listening) don't even care what my father says.

BUFFY: I'm sorry what?

RILEY: Forget about it. You know I've got some people waiting. I'll see you in class right?

(Riley leaves. Buffy sees Parker and the girl making out and goes to leave.)

• Buffy & Parker
• Buffy & Riley

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Lilybunny (lilybunny@hotmail.com). Full transcript at:
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