ANYA: Xander? You said you wanted to check the board at the unemployment office this morning.

(she lifts the covers, sees that he's naked underneath them)

XANDER: You can't go like that. They won't even interview you if you're naked.

XANDER: I'm not going. There's never anything good.

ANYA: (sighs)

XANDER: Maybe I should join the Army.

ANYA: Don't they make you get up really early in the morning?

XANDER: Oh, yeah. Never mind.

• Xander's identy issues & insecurities

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Sean Johnson . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/transcripts/77_tran.htm