XANDER: (to Cordelia) You! Check upstairs. Make sure everything's locked up.

BUFFY: Surely there's somewhere we can go. A safe haven.

XANDER: Lady said stay put.

BUFFY: You would take orders from a woman? A-are you feeble in some way?

XANDER: Ma'am, in the Army we have a saying: sit down and shut the... (sees pictures of himself with Buffy & Willow) Whoa! She must be right. We must have some kind of amnesia.

BUFFY: I don't know what that is, but I'm certain I don't have it. I bathe quite often!

XANDER: How do you explain this?

BUFFY: I don't! I was brought up a proper lady. I-I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a Baron.

XANDER: This ain't no tea party, princess. Sooner or later you're gonna have to fight!

BUFFY: Fight these low creatures? I'd sooner die.

XANDER: Then you'll die.

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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