Mr. Flutie: Buffy Summers, sophomore, late of Hemery High in Los Angeles. Interesting record, quite a career... Welcome to Sunnydale! A clean slate, Buffy, that's what you get here. What's past is past. We're not interested in what it says on a piece of paper, even if it says... (reads) Whoa.

BUFFY: Mr. Flutie...

Mr. Flutie: All the kids here are free to call me Bob.

BUFFY: Bob...

Mr. Flutie: But they don't.

BUFFY: I know my transcripts are a little... colorful.

Mr. Flutie: Heeey... We're not caring about that. Do you think, uh, 'colorful' is the word? Not, uh, 'dismal'?

BUFFY: Wasn't *that* bad!

Mr. Flutie: You burned down the gym.

BUFFY: I did, I really did, but... You're not seeing the big picture here, I mean, that gym was full of vampi... asbestos.

Mr. Flutie: Buffy, don't worry. Any other school they might say 'watch your step', or 'we'll be watching you'... But, that's just not the way *here*. We want to service your needs, and help you to respect our needs. And if your needs and our needs don't mesh...

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/01welcome.html