(Willow hangs up the phone and goes into the hallway. It's full of college kids in costumes. Tall black guy in drag wearing a blond wig comes up to her: )

GUY: Willow, you've got to stop by the room.

WILLOW: I'm late for a battle or I would. I love your outfit though.

(Willow walks by a guy in a red lobster suit talking to a girl dressed like a present.)

Lobsterr: There is nothing going on here.

Present: I saw you flirting with her!

Lobster: Do we have to do this every time? I love you, you know that!

(Cut to the haunted house. It's in full swing. Guy 2 leads a blindfolded girl to the bowl of peeled grapes: )

Guy 2: Okay, Rach, what's in the next one?

RACHEL: You guys are sick!

GUY 2: Here, give me your hand.

(he puts it in the bowl)

RACHEL: This is gross.

GUY 2: Eyeballs, Rachel, they're eyeballs! Muahaha!?

(Rachel giggles takes her blindfold of and looks at what she's picked up out of the bowl. She is holding eyeballs. Screams. )

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/60fearitself.html