GILES: Good morning.

XANDER: Mornin'. Guess what I just heard in the office? No Dr. Gregory today. Ergo, those of us who blew off our science homework aren't as dumb as we look.

BUFFY: What happened, is he sick?

XANDER: They didn't say anything about sick, something about missing.

BUFFY: He's missing?

XANDER: Well, let me think. Um, the cheerleaders were modeling their new short skirts, that kinda got... Yeah! Yeah, they said missing. Which is bad?

BUFFY: If something's wrong, yeah!

WILLOW: He's one of the only teachers that doesn't think Buffy's a felon.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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