GILES: How are you?

BUFFY: Loving the quiet. Nobody in here but me.

GILES: Jonathan? How's he?

BUFFY: Pretty crappy. His parents are freaking. He got suspended. And toting a piece to school, not exactly winning him a place with the in-crowd. But, I think he's dealing.

GILES: Well, it's good of you to check on him.

BUFFY: Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except, he's starting to get that look, you know, like he's gonna ask me to Prom.

GILES: Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you...

BUFFY: Oh come on! What am I, Saint Buffy? He's like three feet tall!

GILES: I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact.

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written by: Jane Espenson; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/52earshot.html