JONATHAN: Seeing the high school again, part of me wishes I could go back.

ANDREW: Everything's shifting around. I feel like we're in Hellraiser. I hate Pinhead.

JONATHAN: Let me see that. Did we circle all the way around? Maybe we should start over?

ANDREW: (seeing Warren standing by a door) There it is.

JONATHAN: Are you sure? (doesn't see Warren)

ANDREW: Yeah.

(they enter)

JONATHAN: You know, I think you may be right. If this lines up, what we're looking for should be right under there.

(they start digging. later:)

JONATHAN: We almost got this thing uncovered.

ANDREW: Yep.

JONATHAN: I hope Buffy'll know how to destroy it. 36-19-27! That's it! That was my locker combination. God, it's been bugging me all night.

ANDREW: Dude, we spent the last few years trying to forget about high school. Why are you trying so hard to remember it?

JONATHAN: I don't know. I guess I miss it. Don't you?

ANDREW: Yeah, I really miss it.

JONATHAN: No, I'm serious. I really miss it. Time goes by, and everything drops away. All the cruelty, all the pain, all that humiliation. It all washes away. I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss 'em all. I want to talk to them, you know. I want to find out how they're doing. I want to know what's going on in their lives.

ANDREW: You know what? They don't wanna talk to you?all those people you just mentioned. Not one of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now." Not one of them cares about you.

JONATHAN: Well, I still care about them. That's why I'm here.

(Andrew stabs Jonathan in the gut with a knife, causing him to fall and spill blood on the symbol they've been unearthing)

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Jane Espenson & Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/129_tran.php