CORDELIA: Figures you three would all be hanging in the dungeon while something major's going on at Sunnydale High.

XANDER: And what would that be, Cordelia? Barrette Appreciation Day?

CORDELIA: Mr. Whitmore didn't show today.

BUFFY: That news is of the past.

CORDELIA: He's missing? Presumed dead?

GILES: Presumed by whom?

CORDELIA: Well, me!

GILES: I think we should give him a few hours before we give up on him completely.

CORDELIA: Well, I think we should look around, don't you Xander?

XANDER: It can wait.

CORDELIA: Well, his body could fall out of a closet somewhere. So we should check some closets to see if he's in a closet?

XANDER: You're right. There could be a closet. Let's go. (to Willow & Buffy) You guys look for more clues. We'll meet back here.

BUFFY: (unenthusiastically) We'll get right on it.

WILLOW: Are they getting weirder? Have you noticed the weirdness of them?

• Cordelia & Scoobiage
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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