GUNN: Building's shut tight. No way to see what's inside.

WESLEY: Or how many.

ANGEL: Okay, You know what, I'll go in, uh, pretend like I want to join, get a head count, lay of the land.

GUNN: Come on, man. You'd get made ten feet from the door. Too many night crawlers in this town know what you look like.

WESLEY: Some can sense your soul.

ANGEL: Right.

CORDELIA: Harmony!

HARMONY: Yeah?

CORDELIA: She doesn't have a soul and nobody knows her here. She could be our inside spy. Tell us what's the what.

HARMONY: Me?

WESLEY: Out of the question.

GUNN: I got a bad feeling about this.

CORDELIA: Come on. I know she can do this. (To Harmony) You can do this, right?

HARMONY: Well, I kind of thought I'd start out with some light typing, car guarding, something low pressure?

CORDELIA: This is the chance you needed. To find a purpose.

HARMONY: But I thought I had purpose guarding the... Yeah. Okay. I wanna do this.

WESLEY: Alright Harmony. You're on.

HARMONY: Watch out Evil! (vamps) Here comes Harmony.

CORDELIA: Hey. We'll meet you out back!

(Harmony walks into the theater to a table attended by two vampires. One of them hands her a book with Doug's picture on the front and the heading of 'Selective Slaughter - Turning a bloodbath into a blood bank')

DOUG: I can hear you saying 'but I'm not like you, Doug. I don't have what it takes.' That's just the voice of your inner human spreading the ghostly remnants of neurosis from your past life. Instead say: 'I'm in control of my unlife.' Let's have a nice big hand for Tibor, graduating to the yellow level. Now. With each level ascension, there are rewards. (gesturing to a cage full of humans) Grab yourself a nice juicy one, Tibor. You've earned it!

• Cordelia & Harmony

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