(Cordy is running from the beast. The beast catches up with her and brings her down and rolls her onto her back.)

CORDELIA: No, no, wait! - I'm not supposed to die like this. (It begins to wash her face.) Oh, thank god - and also - eww!

(An old demon man comes running up.)

ODM: Come here boy. Seekul! Ha, ha, c'mere. Come on. Ha, ha. (The beast bounces over to him, and he pats it.) Good boy, Seekul. Yes. Yes.

CORDELIA: Really cute - thing, you got there. Personally I've always been a real - thing lover.

ODM: Good boy. Good boy. You found me a cow.

CORDELIA: Hey. Who're calling cow, mister!

(The demon man takes out a piece of leather with a weighted end, whips it around a few times them throws it at Cordy, where it wraps her upper arms tightly to her body.)

CORDELIA: Uhm - Oh-oh.

ODM: A fine old cow. Good cow. She'll fetch a pretty price at the market.

CORDELIA: Okay. But you're like Hindu, right? You don't eat the cows, right?

ODM: Kind of a chatty cow, huh, Seekul? That'll drag down the price.

(He pulls out a piece of cloth.)

CORDELIA: Wait! Wait, wait wait!

(He gags her.)

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written by: Mere Smith; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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