DOYLE: So that's the Slayer.

CORDELIA: That's our little Buffy.

DOYLE: Well, she seemed a little..

CORDELIA: Bulgarian in that outfit?

DOYLE: Naw, I was gonna say 'hurt'.

CORDELIA: Yeah, there's a lot of that when they're together. Come on.

DOYLE: Where're we going?

CORDELIA: Oh, they'll be into this for a while. We still have time for a cappuccino and probably the director's cut of the 'Titanic'.

(they hear the crash as a demon attacks Angel & Buffy)

DOYLE: Did you hear that?

CORDELIA: Oh yeah, the Buffy and Angel show. First they talk out their differences, and then they punch them out.

DOYLE: Shouldn't we...

CORDELIA: Stick our noses where they don't belong and get them flattened? No thank you.

(They leave.)

• Buffy & Angel
• Cordelia & Buffy
• Funnies

written by: David Greenwalt and Jeanne Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/08_tran.shtml