CORDELIA: Not that he didn’t have it coming. He was a horrible, evil monster.

ANGEL: Hmm, he did kill a lot of people.

WESLEY: Viciously mutilated their corpses.

CORDELIA: Plus he started the bidding on me at a paltry two thousand dollars. (Holds drawing of gray, blobby thing.) This, I frame for saving my life and as a reminder that something of Doyle’s is here in our office.

WESLEY: Well, I’ll be off then. Fair well, Angel. Who knows when our paths will cross again.

ANGEL: Wesley.

(Wesley puts his jacket on.)

CORDELIA: Do you even know where you’re headed?

WESLEY: Rogue demon hunters rarely do. Wherever evil lurks, wherever the forces of darkness threaten humanity, that’s where I’ll be.

CORDELIA: Oh, okay. Well, keep in touch.

WESLEY: Yes. Yes, I will. But now the evil lurking everywhere bids me onwards. So… I go.

CORDELIA: Take care.

WESLEY: Yes.

WESLEY: No rest for the wicked fighters. Through storm and rain, heat, famine…deep, painful, gnawing hunger…I go.

ANGEL: Breakfast?

WESLEY: Ooh – I suppose so.

CORDELIA: One of the perks of the job? After an all-nighter of fighting the lurking evil – we get eggs.

ANGEL: Toast?

WESLEY: Please!

CORDELIA: I’m famished. He’s a good cook for someone on a liquid diet.

WESLEY: Astonishing, really.

CORDELIA: Mhm-mm.

WESLEY: Did you say something about toast?

• Funnies

written by: David Fury and Jeannine Renshaw; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod, checked against source by renenet.. Full transcript at:
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