CORDELIA: And he's kinda a busy man, so lunch was the only time he had. It's not the kinda case I'd normally go after, but we've got to consider the bottom line.

ANGEL: What kind of demons are we dealing with.

CORDELIA: Well, it's not exactly a demon thing.

WESLEY: What kind of - thing is it?

CORDELIA: It's a kind of - husband and wife break-up thing.

WESLEY: A divorce case?

ANGEL: You're kidding.

CORDELIA: What's wrong with a divorce case?

ANGEL: That's not what we do.

CORDELIA: According to the husband the wife's a real witch.

WESLEY: Seems a bit on the seedy side.

CORDELIA: This is not seedy! He's in government! Just talk to him. Oh, and we should pick up the tab for lunch. Nothing says success less than splitting the bill.

ANGEL: I didn't bring any money with me.

CORDELIA: Okay, Elvis. When you're a big star you can get away without carrying cash. And while we're on the subject - I think one of us should apply for a small business loan. Just to get us through the rough spots. I meant what's a thirty year loan to you?

(Faith shoots at Angel's back with a crossbow, but he turns around & catches it)

FAITH: That was so cool! This is gonna be fun.

(Faith turns and runs out of the building into the daylight.)

WESLEY: Oh, my God. Faith.

ANGEL: I thought she was in a coma?

CORDELIA: Pretty lively coma.

• Faith & Angel

written by: Jim Kouf; original transcript from anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site, and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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