(Anya teleports in)

ANYA: There you two are. Listen to me. We have to get you out of here or you'll both be killed. (calling out) Guard!

JONATHAN: What's going on?

ANYA: Guard!

ANDREW: Stop that! (to Jonathan) I don't trust her. Do you trust her? This is major uncool...

JONATHAN: Anya, you're gonna have to this down for us a little.

ANYA: Warren shot Buffy. Warren shot Tara. Buffy's alive. Tara's dead. Willow found out and being the most powerful Wicca in the western hemisphere, decided to get the payback. With interest.

ANDREW: Wh-what about Warren?

ANYA: She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.

ANDREW: Oh my God... Warren.

JONATHAN: Oh my God - *me*. GUARD!

ANDREW: But we didn't do anything...

JONATHAN: GUARD!

OFFICER: All right, all right, what do you...(seeing Anya) Who the hell are you?

ANYA: Something's coming. Something bad. You have to let these men out of here or I guarantee you there will be hell to pay.

OFFICER: Okay, uh...what exactly's coming?

ANYA: One of the many things in this world you are not prepared to deal with.

OFFICER: That a fact?

ANYA: Yes. And we're running out of time. So just believe me when I tell you... (she teleports out of the cell & next to the guard) These things are real. They're dangerous. And they're coming.

(...)

ANYA: ... So please, stop looking at me like it's your first trip to the circus and do your job - let them out!

(Willow starts to break through the cell wall)

OFFICER: You three, stay here.

ANDREW: Oh, like we have a choice!

OFFICER: Don't move. You'll be safe here.

ANYA: Are you even listening?!? This is the one place they won't be safe!

(...)

ANDREW: Stop it! Just, stop! Why is she doing this? Tell her! We didn't do anything.

JONATHAN: Yes we did. We signed on. We teamed up. We wanted to see where our plans would take us, well take a look. This is it.

ANDREW: Maybe for you.

(...)

ANDREW: Anya! Teleport us out of here. Please, take us with you!

ANYA: I can't. It doesn't work that way.

ANDREW: Oh, God.(yelling) HEEELP!

(Buffy arrives and busts them out)

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Douglas Petrie; No transcript available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. . Full transcript at: