LORNE: Here?! She wants to have it here? Well, that's just a terrible idea. Can't you see I'm working my tush off trying to get ready for a grand re-opening? (To a girl carrying a big jar) Uh, ah, Gorsh entrails behind the bar next to the Maraschinos. I can't have *baby* here! I just had the booth simonized.

CORDELIA: Lorne, what do you want us to do? Tell Angel and Darla that they're not welcome here?

LORNE: No. No, of course not. Caritas is and will always be a Sanctuary. That is if *some* people ever finish the work they promised to have done three days ago. How's the job coming, Arnie?

ARNIE: I think we'll have up on her feet by the time you open tomorrow night.

GUNN: New security system?

LORNE: Yeah, routes the new sanctuary spells together to prevent both human and demon violence, creating a totally carnage free Caritas.

ARNIE: But, ah, balancing that interspecies flux, a little trickier than I expected.

LORNE: Uh-huh. That's not the only thing that's tricky around here. You hum while you work.

ARNIE: Yeah, so?

LORNE: So? I just read you, buster! Which connection are you leaving unconnected to milk this job?

ARNIE: You're questioning my work ethic?

LORNE: No, I'm firing you! Get out. Out. Git. Go on.

(Lorne pushes Arnie towards the door.)

ARNIE: Hey, I'm union. You got to pay me for the full day.

LORNE: Out. I'll finish this myself. How hard could this be?

(Lorne opens the security system manual)

(...)

(Angel's cell phone rings and he answers it.)

ANGEL: Yeah.

WESLEY: We found a place.

ANGEL: Is it safe?

(Wes looks over at the host working on the equipment.)

WESLEY: I'm sure by the time you get here it'll be safe as houses.

LORNE: Okay. Try that.

(Fred sighs and give Gunn a slight slap across the face.)

FRED: Nope, still not working.

LORNE: Okay. Ah. - Try it now.

(Fred slaps Gunn again.)

GUNN and FRED: No!

(...)

LORNE: (tinkering with the security system) Okay. Okay. I'm *convinced* I got it this time!

(Cordy smacks the back of Gunn's head.)

GUNN: Ow.

LORNE: (snatching the leaflet from Fred) Let me see that.

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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