Sid: (whistles) Mm, mm, mm. Look at the goodies!

WILLOW: Morgan, you're really getting good! Where did you come up with that voice?

Morgan: It's kind of an imitation of my dad.

BUFFY: Sounds real!

Sid: It is real. I'm the one with the talent here. The kid's dead weight. (to Willow) How about you and I do a little rehearsin' on our own, honey?

XANDER: Uh, hey!

Sid: You know what they say: once you go wood, nothin's as good!

BUFFY: Okay, Morgan. We get the joke. Horny dummy, ha, ha, it's very funny, but you might wanna consider getting some new schtick. Unless you want your prop ending up as a Duraflame log.

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/09puppet.html